To whom it may concern,
Thanks ever so much for running into my parked car. Thanks so much for choosing not to wait around for the owner of the ride you scraped. Thanks for leaving that wide and long dent for me to fix. And above all, thanks for proving yourself to be a coward. The least you could have done was leave a note on my windscreen with an apology and maybe even a number so I could call and thank you for at least being responsible.
I think you are a coward for not facing your crime and wish someone would do far more damage to whatever you have the misfortune of driving. As I take out money I should be using to pay school fees or feeding my family to fix the dent and scratch you left, I’ll be wishing for a thousand skunks to bathe you in their juices and hoping that someone chooses to put sugar in your petrol tank.
I’m pissed off beyond measure and hope you never let me get wind of your identity.
Just saying and hoping you have a sucky day.